 Genius Lyrics
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Tenacious D – The Road
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“The Road” is about the hard life touring as a rock band.
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Tenacious D – The Legend of the Rent
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DEWEY: / BLLLLP! OK. It starts off... a dark stage, and then a beam of light,and you can see me and my guitar / In the end of time / There was a man / Who knew the road / And the
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Tenacious D – Tribute
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“Tribute” was released as the lead single off their self-titled debut album. The song plays out as a tribute to the actual best song in the world that the D have forgotten what
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Tenacious D – Wonderboy
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“Wonderboy” was released as the second and last single off of Tenacious D. On “Wonderboy” Jack Black (as Wonderboy) is talking about his arch rival “Young Nastyman” (Kyle Gass
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Tenacious D – Jesus Ranch
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[Intro] / It was a big day on Jesus Ranch / Jesus Ranch / [Verse 1] / He was harvesting a big tomato, and / It was in the sand / Alright / [Chorus] / I'm taking a walk in the woods
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Tenacious D – Double Team
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On “Double Team,” Jack describes a sexual encounter with a woman that he and KG share.
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Tenacious D – Explosivo
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[Intro] / I climb upon my faithful steed / Then we gonna ride / Gonna smoke some weed / Climb upon my big-assed steed / And ride, ride, ride / [Chorus 1] / What's the name of the
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Tenacious D – Tribute [Channel V Performance] by Tenacious D
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This is the greatest and best song in the world / Tribute / Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here / We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road / All of a sudden, there
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Tenacious D – Tribute (1995 Demo Version)
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[Intro] / This is the greatest song in the world... / Tribute / [Verse 1] / Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here / We were hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road / All of
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Tenacious D – One Note Song
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The first skit on the album follows the intro to the album opener. Jack and Kyle are trying to think of awesome riffs! Jack’s got an idea…
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Tenacious D – The Cosmic Shame
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[Intro] / So, um... / If I was gonna say just one thing to y'all tonight / I'd say, set the artist free / I'm talking about this artist, in here / Set it free / I'm saying, quit
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Tenacious D – Special Things
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This song plays at the end of episode 5 of Tenacious D’s HBO show, “The Fan.” It revolves around Tenacious D’s first and biggest fan Lee. They perform this song with Lee at the
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Tenacious D – You Broke the Rules
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[Verse 1] / With karate I'll kick your ass / Here to Tienanmen Square / Oh yeah motherfucker / I'm gonna kick your fucking derriere / Yeah, yeah / [Chorus] / You broke the rules
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Tenacious D – Karate Schnitzel
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Coming off of a skit and song on friendship, Jack and Kyle’s friendship is about to be tested, when Jack finds that his schnitzel is gone. This skit also leads into the track “
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Tenacious D – Friendship Test
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The skit leading into the track “Friendship.”
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Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently
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“Fuck Her Gently” is one of Tenacious D’s most famous and beloved songs. In it, the D give advice on how to give your special lady the D.
It was released as a single to radio with
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Tenacious D – Pat Riley
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[Intro] / You know a lot of times when me and Kage sit down to write a song / The ideas blast forth bleeding together like wine / Now only once every hundred years or so / Does
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Tenacious D – Kyle Took a Bullet
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Jack Black: / Kyle took a bullet for me / Now I've got to rock for three / KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D / KG: / I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see
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Tenacious D – Kielbasa
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This opening track on Tenacious D’s self-titled debut album. The lyrics center around doggystyle sex.
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Tenacious D – Cock Pushups
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The idea of “Cock pushups” became a plot point in the movie Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny.
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Tenacious D – Kyle Quit the Band
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The title says it all. Kyle quits the band, comes back a week later, and The D throws “a big ol' bash” for Kyle’s return.
This song was on the Tenacious Demo produced by Andrew
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The Beatles – You Never Give Me Your Money
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The centrepiece of the Side B medley on Abbey Road, it pays tribute to the band itself and the internal struggles that by then had fatally wounded their relationship.
With their
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Tenacious D – Friendship
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On the aptly named “Friendship,” JB and KG talk about their relationship with each other.
The duo performed the song on the first episode of the MTV show Crank Yankers.
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Tenacious D – Karate
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This song first appeared on Tenacious D’s show on HBO (Which ran from November 28, 1997 – March 15, 2000) when Jack Black (Jables) met a girl called Flarna who works in a tattoo
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Tenacious D – History
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[Intro] / This is a song called The History of Tenacious D / And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past / It's a chronicling of our rise — To power! / [Verse
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Tenacious D – Warning
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[Verse 1] / We've been sent, to issue all you people here a warning / I'm not at liberty to say the details of our most peculiar warning / Yeah / Suffice to say, all you people
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Tenacious D – Dio
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“Dio” is an homage to Ronnie James Dio.
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Tenacious D – Rock Your Socks
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[Intro] / One, two, three, four, five / 6-6-6 / [Verse 1] / It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks / The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off
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Tenacious D – City Hall
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“City Hall” is part song, part skit and makes for an epic album closer. The song includes the hidden track “Malibu Nights.”
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Tenacious D – Inward Singing
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“Inward Singing” is a comedy sketch where Jack announces to Kyle that he wants to shows off a thing called inward singing. He demonstrates how you can use it to sing while
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Tenacious D – Lee
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This song was an homage to the biggest fan of Tenacious D, “Lee”, who is played by actor JR Reed in their television series and motion picture. In addition to portraying Lee, Reed
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